Jessica Biel Visually Speaking

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Bridesmaid

Remember the middle child in the WB series 7th Heaven? I didn’t think so. Neither did I. But I was reminded of her name (Lucy Camden) when reading the news that little Luce (real name – Beverley Mitchell) got married in Italy a few days ago.

Jessica was a bridesmaid at the blessed event. Strapless gown, I’m told. Yowsa.

House Hunting

Jessica and Justin were spotted looking to purchase property in NY City recently. For a cool 2.9 million, a West 19th St. pad with 3 bedrooms, two baths, and 16 foot ceilings was theirs for the taking.

Not sure if they did. But, sources say, Danny Devito lives in the building and may be looking for a drinking buddy.

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Hottest Irresistible Beach Body

The last post was about the economic implications of the slutbotdroids to come (Men, Secure Your Money Now). Since we’ve delved into economics a bit. I thought you might be interested in this poll reported by the respected CBS Marketwatch website.

Jessica ranks third in the hottest beach body category. Behind, er, Jenny McCarthy and Jennifer Anniston.

That’s funny. Not even one of the largest financial websites can escape the irresistibility of beautiful women.

Men, Secure Your Money Now

I don’t know whether to be excited or scared about the future. Let me explain.

A new computer virus has been unleashed that targets the male of the species. It’s known as a slutbot. Got your attention? I thought so.

This guy thinks an economic meltdown would occur if the technology of this slutbot somehow got merged with the attractive hardware of say, Scarlett Johannson. Hard to argue with that analysis.

After reading this, ask yourself, could you resist, if the bait was “Jessica Biel”? Nobody is that strong. Nobody.

Your Ideal Woman

Justin, when asked that question:

My ideal woman, let’s see…about 5ft 7in to 5ft 8in, nice butt, Midwestern American, kind of German last name, green eyes, big pouty lips, fair skin.

Uh huh. Our’s too.

Slow Down Girl

It’s being reported that Justin has asked Jessica to slow down on the work-outs and dieting. Doesn’t want her to burn herself out.

Hollywood will do that to young actresses. With the demands being placed on having a perfect body, especially as the years roll by (not to mention a baby or two), actresses will often look sports starved to perfection.

Take for instance Michael Bay’s encouragement to Megan Fox recently before shooting Transformers 2. Put ON the weight, would you please?

I guess Justin wants his gal to keep a healthy perspective, too.

Grammy Says Go

No. Not talking about Justin hosting the Grammy’s this year. Although he did a decent job with the ESPY’s, so that gig might be in his future.

I’m talking about Justin’s grandmother. She’s rendered an opinion on Justin/Jessica.

Jessica’s really sweet. She’s his age and isn’t possessive. I think their personalities are a lot alike. I just want them to be happy. Justin should get married in (Timberlake’s mother) Lynn’s backyard in Tennessee. She has a big yard with beautiful flowers. I think it would be perfect.
(source: UK Sun)

Can’t be long in coming if Grammy is talking about it.

Jess – On Fried Green Tomatoes

We’ve kept you informed about Nailed. Because, quite frankly, the possibility of seeing Jessica playing a sex-craved character had us salivating.

Have you forgotten the movie premise?

Opportunistic Washington Congressman (played by Jake Gyllenhaal), “assists” socially conscious southern nympho (played by Jessica) in her desire to elevate the plight of the “bizarrely injured” to a National Concern….

…and in the interim, taste a Southern Delicacy.

Apparently, it was not to be (filmatica interruptus).

But, it seems like Jessica’s time spent in South Carolina, while filming Nailed, has her salivating over a slightly different Southern Delicacy:

I love the food. I really have to hold myself back because if I had my choice, I would eat fried green tomatoes and goat cheese all day, every day.

I’m not sure goat cheese qualifies as a purely southern dish, but fried green tomatoes certainly do. Eat up, girl.

[Harper's Bazaar]

Jess – On Paparazzi Fear

The paparazzi definitely get out of control. Jessica tries to ignore, Zen-like, the paparazzi hordes, but it can’t be easy. Here’s how she put it in her recent Harper’s Bazaar Magazine cover story:

It’s terribly scary to be followed by men in cars with cameras. It’s terrifying, you know? They’re breaking traffic laws and putting you and other people in danger. I try to follow the speed limit and be Zen about it. It’s not like I’m doing anything exciting — going to the dry cleaners or to Whole Foods to shop for groceries

I can see how this really get’s under the skin.

But, with a very hungry male population craving any image or story about one of the hottest women on the planet, you can also see why the camera’s chase. Please keep it safe guys. And keep the pics coming.

[Harper's Bazaar]