Justin’s Harmonic Divergence

I don’t quite know what to make of this bit of news. Surely the problem mentioned below must be from an earlier romance. But, wait, before Jessica came Cameron. Couldn’t have been a problem there. Must have been earlier…..I’m confused.

Here’ s the report anyhow. You make of it what you will. Unbelievable.

Apparently, Justin has trouble “concentrating on the moment” when combining music with sex.

I have trouble having sex to music because I start picking out the chords.

Diverted from Cameron and our fair Jessica by harmonics?

I know the man is an accomplished musician, but this seems incredible. Given the moments at hand, Jessica and Cameron. Not possible, I tell ya. Not possible.